It's that time again.  Time to car shop......Ick!  I went to two dealerships, it took up the entire day and I still didn't have a car when I left.  Some people are ok with buying a car and not doing much negotiating.  Not me, which probably explains why I don't have a new car yet!  I have to make sure they are not going to make anything off of me.  Well, ok they do have to cover their expenses for their time involved while working with me, but that's it!  

The salesmen that I always avoid are the ones that have a plaque in their office for every month saying Salesman of The Month.  What does that mean?? He's A-number-one at making you think you got a good deal? I don't know, but when I see that I run!

I have a friend who owns a KIA and loves it.  I also like that they come with a 10 year or 100,000 mile warranty.  I may drive a car up to 100,000 miles, but I'm not driving a car for 10 years!  So, for me I'll be done with this car before the warranty is up.  I like the Soronto's, my last car was silver so I want something a little more brighter, colorful, like white with tan interior.  Here in Texas with summer days being at 100 degrees or more I wouldn't get black, but it sure does look nice. 

Car Names Explained

AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW-Big Money Works.
* Brutal Money Waster.
* Bimbette Motor Weapon.
* Break My Window.
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
*Fix It All the Time.
*Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day.
*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
*First On Rust and Deterioration.
*Fix Or Repair Daily.
*Found On Road, Dead.
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
*Found On Russian Dump.
GM- General Maintenance.
* Great Mistake.
* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
* Got A Mechanic Coming?.
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW-Virtually Worthless.
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